This is a fun post I saw on my friend Rachel’s site that she stole from somebody else, and now I am completing the stealing cycle! Feel free to steal it from me.<\/p>\n
How it works: You google your name, and then the word needs after it. So I googled “Elisabeth needs…” and this is what I came up with:<\/p>\n
1. Elisabeth needs a coffee. 2. Elisabeth needs a lobotomy. 3. Elisabeth needs to have the last word. 3. Elisabeth needs to go! 4. Elisabeth needs to wake up and have a severe reality check! 5. Elisabeth needs to move along to something different that fulfills her. 6. Elisabeth needs to email the new excerpts to Mel so she can post them… 7. Elisabeth needs to stick to what she knows about: being a Republican and making babies. 8. Elisabeth needs ‘cooling off’ time. 9. Elisabeth needs to learn to listen to the views of others rather than presenting the attitude of “I’m always right”. 10. Elisabeth needs protection. ( BTW: Most of these were for Elisabeth Hasselbeck on The View<\/em>. Apparently she has A LOT of haters out there. I think it’s a stupid show to begin with… but wow! Poor thing…)<\/p>\n Anyways- Enjoy! Happy googling!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This is a fun post I saw on my friend Rachel’s site that she stole from somebody else, and now I am completing the stealing cycle! Feel free to steal it from me. How it works: You google your name, and then the word needs after it. So I googled “Elisabeth needs…” and this is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n I don’t drink coffee. It smells okay in the bookstores, but really, I think if I did end up drinking it, I would be more psycho than I already am!<\/em><\/p>\n
\nOuch! But… hmm…. Do you think that would help with my headaches?<\/em><\/p>\n
\n Yes, yes I do–but it just so happens to be because I am usually right!<\/em><\/p>\n
\nThis one could be taken in a variety of ways. Like…. do I need to go to the bathroom? Go to the theatre? Go outside? Go away??? I think this one meant the last one… but who knows.<\/em><\/p>\n
\n Hmmm. Okay. Time to see my shrink.You know…. most of these are pretty mean. I wonder what Elisabeths have done to get so many angry people at them!<\/em><\/p>\n
\n Huh… I thought the teaching thing was going pretty well, myself.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nOkay. Somebody find me a Mel and some excerpts so she can post them for me!<\/em><\/p>\n
\nOuch. I am not really a full Republican and I definitely have no intention of having children anytime soon. Thank you.<\/em><\/p>\n
\nAfter that last comment… well, yes, a little. <\/em><\/p>\n
\n Okay. Tolerance is always a good thing. I can handle that.<\/em><\/p>\n
\n I feel threatened now….<\/em><\/p>\n