{"id":1092,"date":"2012-12-03T15:01:15","date_gmt":"2012-12-03T22:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/?p=1092"},"modified":"2014-03-14T14:13:42","modified_gmt":"2014-03-14T21:13:42","slug":"mommy-moment-irony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/post1092","title":{"rendered":"Mommy moment irony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This afternoon I was sitting with Evelyn in my lap and was reading a book to her on our bed She was so cute I got a picture of her. I decided to send Jared a text with the picture telling him how I have the best job in the world and how I absolutely love staying home with Evie.<\/p>\n<p>The next moment, she simultaneously spits up all over the bed AND has a blowout up the back of her diaper that manages to miss her dress, but gets all over my pants.<\/p>\n<p>In a previous life, I would take that as a sign from the universe to not share how happy I am ever again. I would be pretty upset that I had to do more laundry and have to remake the bed.<\/p>\n<p>As it was, I didn&#8217;t mind cleaning up too much.<\/p>\n<p>And I still think I have the best job in the world because I love this little baby girl so incredibly much!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/2012-12-03-14.37.56.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1093\" title=\"SAMSUNG\" src=\"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/2012-12-03-14.37.56-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/2012-12-03-14.37.56-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/2012-12-03-14.37.56-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/2012-12-03-14.37.56.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This afternoon I was sitting with Evelyn in my lap and was reading a book to her on our bed She was so cute I got a picture of her. I decided to send Jared a text with the picture telling him how I have the best job in the world and how I absolutely [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evelyn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1092"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1095,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092\/revisions\/1095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}