{"id":4,"date":"2008-01-25T23:14:20","date_gmt":"2008-01-26T06:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/post4"},"modified":"2009-05-19T12:52:53","modified_gmt":"2009-05-19T19:52:53","slug":"fortune-cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/post4","title":{"rendered":"Fortune Cookies."},"content":{"rendered":"

I like fortune cookies. Most of the time, they’re really fun to read. Jared went to Panda Express today because I was really tired (me + tired = disaster in the kitchen). So he handed me my fortune cookie and I decided it was his.<\/p>\n

“You could prosper in the field of wacky inventions.”<\/p>\n

As I am not creative, nor do I like designing things overall, I gave the fortune to Jared who is always thinking outside the box. Then he gave me his cookie and it was even lamer:<\/p>\n

“Keep your expectations reasonable.”<\/p>\n

:-p Thanks a lot. I didn’t think I was being unreasonable lately…<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

\"fortune-cookie.jpg\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Image: http:\/\/www.nataliedee.com\/062806\/fortune-cookie.jpg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I like fortune cookies. Most of the time, they’re really fun to read. Jared went to Panda Express today because I was really tired (me + tired = disaster in the kitchen). So he handed me my fortune cookie and I decided it was his. “You could prosper in the field of wacky inventions.” As […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisabethboothe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}